Monday, January 08, 2007

The Lords of the LING introduction

Cast

Main character (in ascending merit)

Warrior A - seangkor
The wanton maker (record holder that makes 4 wantons per minute). He is really actually very handsome, like casanova, popular among girls and guys. Famous with his guitar playing and song writing skill. Infamous for his photography cum drinking antic at the Wedding of Warrior C. Had been banished to USA for his scene at Kuantan.
See Part 4 The Battle of the Photographer and the Drunks at Wedding Realm.

Warrior B - foonyeh
Biscuits stealer. Own the first PC that the 4 warriors used to train the art of fighting aliens in UFO. Possess the deadly skill of directing people to the wrong directions. With divine knowledge and interest in Animal x. His most deadly skill is in playing computer games - Diablo, Warcrafts. He was also the #$%^ that set his alarm clock to wake up his roommate so that the roommate can wake him up.

Warrior C - vidko
Possess the gift of heavenly wisdom and the curse of PHDed early. Had been an exile to Japan. A quiet and intelligent story teller. Appear to lead a scandalless life.

Warrior D - leongkor
The relunctant Hero. The most humble, considerate and handsome of all. The natural leader. He wrote this story. Pioneer to and own the first pager, handphone, PDA.

The K-le-fers (without any order of merit)

The Orc - Micheal C
Hobbits - James and Andrew T
Evil Knight 1 - the gold fish seller
The victims - the aunties that were scolded by the photographer

2 comments:

CS & Pearl said...

I laff until roll on the floor that is full of my beloved wanton. Wantonmeh anybody?

by The Mighty Warrior A

David C. Ng said...

Dear Warrior friends,

Thank you for gathering here today and sharing your thoughts. As WarriorD has pointed out, a great story is not a great story if nobody else but us knows about it. So let us encourage WarriorD, the handsome warrior-bard to sing our tale. And I thank thee, brave warriors for taking the initiative to moderate your words since our underaged apprentices may stumble upon this gospel-cum-blog in the future.

By the way, I didn't know WarriorA makes wanton for a living. All I can recall from our past adventures was that WarriorA was a gentleman who charms both boys and girls, man and woman, aunties and auncles with his dish-washing skills. He can beat any automatic dish-washing machine to shame with his dexterous palmar radiocarpal ligament movements.

By the way, I wonder what WarriorB has to say about his misdeeds once he has time to see this blog.

WarriorC